1. Obey HUMAN
2. I think this is mine
3. F*ck the rulles
4. Oh, you where playing that. I haven’t noticed.
5. It is worm. Its my spot now.
6. Why does human always put my toys where I cant get them
7. Cats are liquid
8. How can I help you sir
9. Smell my private pars you filthy human
10. I don’t have weight problem.
11. This was not the cat